That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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