so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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