I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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