All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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