Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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