eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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