Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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