sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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