i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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