I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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