How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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