Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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