We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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