That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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