I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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