My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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