Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Randomize
