Midget sex pt 2 tonight
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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