i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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