never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
What a dumb baby whore.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize