are you still at the devil's house?
My sheets look like a crime scene.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
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Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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