Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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