I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
