i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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