READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
