can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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