Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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