Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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