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THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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