are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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