I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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