I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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