Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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