Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
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omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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