have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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