Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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