pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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