why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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