Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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