No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I need a burrito and a hug.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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