doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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