i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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