So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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