I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
