I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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