Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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