I just saw a hot homeless man
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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