He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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