Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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