Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
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That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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