I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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