Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We don't watch enough power rangers
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
i believe in u and ur pee