Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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