I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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