why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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