Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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