Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror