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  So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3

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• (432): View more from Texas

  So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.

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  Exactly how many...is TOO many?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way

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