I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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