I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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