Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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