I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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